You might be a ricer if....

[Mr.TransAm]

You Might be a "RICER" if:

 

 

1. You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.

2. You have aftermarket FRONT wheels for racing but stock rear wheels.

3. Your engine makes twice as much horsepower as torque.

4. You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.

5. You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission

6. DuPont gave up trying to figure out the shade you were asking for.

7. Your mod list includes stereo equipment, shifter handle, MOMO steering wheel, PIA driving lights, exhaust tip, but no REAL engine parts.

8. A chameleon lizard undergoes fewer shade changes than your custom paint scheme.

9. Your rims and tires are so large, that you have to install the tire / wheel from underneath the car because it simply won't fit in the wheel well going in from the side.

10. The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...

11. Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1".

12. You installed spacers on your STOCK wheels and tires to get them to stick out past the fender.

13. You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.

14. You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.

15. Your Eclipse GS-T hardtop has a "SPYDER" emblem on the rear...

16. Your sum knowledge of suspension is: "the more negative camber, the better the handling."

17. You push your car through the staging lanes. That way, maybe you can break into the 16s by keeping the motor cool between runs.

18. You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.

19. Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...

20. The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.

21. You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!

22. You have to find a way to drive AROUND speed bumps in a parking lot.

23. You install clear corner and brake lights.

24. You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.

25. You ever put neon on the bottom of your car, and then busted it on the first speed bump you went over.

26. If your rear spoiler is taller then you are.

27. You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

28. If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.

29. Your tailpipe extension fell off during a quarter mile race and you went three tenths of a second faster due to weight savings.

30. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang

31. You want the 'wastegate' sound, but don't want to install a turbocharger system.

32. You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.

33. If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.

34. You think the Del Sol is a sports car...

35. You think a deep farty noise = the sound of high performance

36. If you think that horsepower is far more important than torque

37. If you have ever claimed that switching to a cone filter has given you more than 5 HP.

38. If you have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.

39. If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your E/T.

40. Your baseball cap is always on backwards when you drive.

41. You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...

42. MOMO is 'absolutely required' to go fast.

43. The color of your interior upholstery hurts the cones and rods in other people's eyes.

44. If you cannot drive your car in snow as the ground effects create a plow effect.

45. If you have installed driving lights to compensate for headlight blackouts / tape.

46. If you think that 180 horsepower and 185 lb/ft of torque are impressive for a modified engine.

47. If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.

48. You think pushrods are a bad thing

49. Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.

50. You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.

51. You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.

52. If you can estimate that your car makes more than 250 HP without ever running it at the track or getting a dyno reading.

53. You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.

54. If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand

55. If you've ever gone to a parts shop or speed warehouse and asked for a 1" to 6" exhaust adapter...

56. If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...

57. If you have more neon lights on your car than a strip club...

58. You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.

59. You have neon INSIDE your car or in your ENGINE compartment

60. You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.

61. You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool

62. If you install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators

63. If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers

64. If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™

65. If you think bolting a fake muffler to one side to simulate dual exhaust is cool

66. If you think colored head lights work better

67. Clear tail lights and turn signals. They’re colored for a REASON!

68. If you take mom's 4 door Honda accord and do any kind of mod to it.

69. You claim you lost the race because you had a passenger in the car.

70. You claim how if you went from a roll you would have beat him.

71. You claim you lost because he must have been on the juice..

72. Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.

73. after losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.

74. you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate."

75. you take offense when I say.. "your sister is like your car.. small, tight and hard to get into."

76. You have to park your car across the road from your house because theres a little bump in ur driveway

77. You use your neibors driveway because yours is stone

 

And the Number One reason you might be a ricer if... (drum roll)... you use the expression "nos" to describe Nitrous Oxide on your car.

[Mr.TransAm]

You Might Have Too Much Horsepower If....

 

1. You can't drive your car in the rain

2. Your significant other refuses to ride in the car

3. You are afraid to drive your car

4. You spend more money on tires than on food

5. You look in a highway patrol car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash

6. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you

7. You're tempted to wear your firesuit just to drive to the office

8. You remove the $2,000 stereo to save 6 lbs. of weight

9. You get pulled over for doing 155 mph, but the cops will let you off if they can "look under the hood"

10. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge

11. Your face looks like you are riding in a NASA centrifuge when you let out the clutch (YEAH! now that's what I'm talking about!!)

12. You pop the parachute on the way to get milk and bread

13. Fuel is delivered to your house -- in 55 gallon drums

14. You discover that outside mirrors and windshield trim can tear away at 145 mph

15. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.

16. You spend more on car insurance than on your house payments.

17. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.

18. You arrive somewhere before you left.

19. You carry earplugs in your car.

20. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6am.

21. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened.

22. And finally... your fuel pump flows enough to water the local golf

course

[VilleW]

Hahah! Begge var usannsynlig bra :D

[VCE]

Rått! :)

[OleJohnny]

Utrolig bra. Det værste er at det stemmer...

[Viking067]

You might be a Nascar fan if....

 

...you think that the four last words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

..during a funeral procession you weave back and forth to get your tires in shape for the restart.

..you think about Brooke Gordon during sex.

..you think about Jeff Gordon has the two best rides in NASCAR.

..you call skid marks in your underwear a "Darlington Stripe."

..you refer to your wide as "winning the pole" after sex.

..you cant remember your wife`s birthday, but can remember the last 10 Winston Cup Points Champions.

..you have ever had the number "3" tattooed anywhere on your body.

..you are reported missing and the police are advised to check all race tracks first

..your first and middle name is Richard Petty.

..you compile our shopping list based on sponsorships.

..you enter the gas station at 70 mph, then attempt to complete at 14 second "pit-stop"

..your favorite turns are left turns.

..you've ever had to explain to an officer, whose giving you a sobriety test, that your weaving from lane to lane was just an attempt to get more fuel into your car.

..you think Richard Petty should be president.

when you are the first car stopped at a stop light, you consider yourself "on the pole"

..your mechanic has to remind your constantly that he's not your crew chief.

..you've ever told a cop,"but officer I wasn't tailgating, I was drafting."

..you've ever spun out a car trying to pass it on the interstate, and explained to the officer that "Rubbing is Racing"

..your son took the race tire you have from Darrell Waltrips car, to school for show and tell.

..you take your wife out driving with you, cause you need a spotter.

 

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[Mr.TransAm]

Å herregud nå lo jeg! Utrolig bra!! :D:D:D:D !!!!

[Mr.TransAm]

You Might be a "RICER" if:

 

30. You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang

 

:respect :respect

[Kverna]

..your favorite turns are left turns.

 

hahahaah

[lekelars]

20. The back lighting in the gauges in your A-pillar gauge pod work long before the actual gauges are hooked up.

 

 

:angelsmili:

[thklinge]

..you've ever spun out a car trying to pass it on the interstate, and explained to the officer that "Rubbing is Racing"

 

 

Days Of Thunder er så fet! :D

[Mr.TransAm]

 

Days Of Thunder er så fet! :D

 

Den skal jeg se i dag...:D

[volvofanatist]

hehe, så ufattelig bra..;)