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Her er etpar coooole sitater fra div chatte kanaler.... :D

 

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<Zybl0re> get up

<Zybl0re> get on up

<phxl|paper> and DANCE

* nmp3bot dances :D\-<

* nmp3bot dances :D|-<

* nmp3bot dances :D/-<

<[sA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

 

 

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.

<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

 

 

<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P

 

 

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..

<+Christin1> how do i do that

 

 

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?

<vecna> no, raize

<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

 

 

<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?

<Lucent> who?

<Thumb> center for disease control

<Lucent> i said WHO

<Thumb> what? i'm asking you

<Lucent> World Health Organization

 

 

<studdud> what the fuck is wtf

 

 

<FlipTopBox> wow... spam in my hotmail inbox: "See Girls with buckets of cum all over their faces!

<Slant> FlipTopBox: Dude. Give them some credit, it's hard to balance a bucket on your face.

 

<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?

<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid

 

 

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?

ReDPriest:4.5 minutes

serluny:how did u do that?

ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do

that

serluny:what program

ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1

serluny:how do i download it?

ReDPriest: go to http://www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com

serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

 

Og maaaaaaange flere finner du her

 

http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?top

 

MrHappy :D :D :D :D

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Sjekk denne... hvor dumme folk finnes det egentlig?? *LER HØYT I NATTEN*

 

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do

<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out

<maff> with frosting and everything

<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way

<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

 

MrHappy :D

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Håper ikke idioten faktisk gjorde det... (helte sukker i tanken... )

 

Hørte forøvrig om noen små gutter som fyllte opp tanken på en R-sykkel med sand... den sto nemlig på ett boligfelt, og der var det "bil og mc forbudt"... guttene var 1. klassinger tror jeg..

Ikke skjønner jeg hvordan de fikk opp tanken men... til helvete gikk det ihvertfall... :(

-- http://www.jwcompetition.com --

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Finnes det no værre???

 

<weDge> So I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix. fucked up huh? I want to die.

-- http://www.jwcompetition.com --

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lol lol lol lol lol :D :D :D :D

 

<Bizzy> say Æ Ø Y

<DAL9000> Æ Ø Y

<DAL9000> easy to say

<DAL9000> f00

<DAL9000> ¸ß

<DAL9000> say that.

<Bizzy> ¸ß

<DAL9000> õ þ

<DAL9000> now that

<Bizzy> õ þ

<DAL9000> now say this:

<DAL9000> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§

<Bizzy> ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§

<DAL9000> bahahaha

<Bizzy> what?

<Bizzy> damnit

-- http://www.jwcompetition.com --

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Smarte kvinfolk!!

 

 

<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

 

Hmmm... samme som damer og biler??

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This one is for my homies... West side for ever! hhehehe

 

<timmo> they need to make a 41oz

<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies

<timmo> and drink the 40

 

heheheheehehehehe

 

Kan ikke noe for det altså, men jeg synes disse sitatene er sinnsykt morsomme... typisk "midt på natten humor" :D

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