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Disse har jeg lært gjennom tidene.

 

Better

Make

Way

 

Fin

Italiensk

Antikk

Tralle

 

Fix

It

Again

Tony

 

Denne har jeg og en kamerat funnet på:

 

Move

Away

Slow

Economical

Ratteling

Automatic

Transmission

Idiot

 

 

Noen som kan andre?

:fire:

[Gringo]

Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Thinks It`s A Caddilac lol

[Loppa]

BMW - Break My Windows

- Black Man's Wheels

- Bayerische Møkka Wehrke

 

Ford - Failed On Race Day

- Feil Og Reparasjoner Daglig

 

:D

[Magnus]

opel - obetydligt med plåt endast lakerat

 

ford - fire ordentlige reprasjoner daglig

[Audunius]

BMW : Big Motherfucking Waterpipe

[Mirus]

ALFA = Aging Latin Fuckwit's Ambulance

 

AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention

 

BMW: Bought My Wife, Brings Me Women, Big Money Waster, Broke My Wallet, Babe Magnet Wannabe

 

CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars

 

CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

 

CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund, You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement, Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair!

 

DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

 

FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology, Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation

 

FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily, Fast Only Rolling Downhill, First (eller Fails) On Race Day, Found On Road Dead, Funding Our Retirement Daily, Driver Returning On Foot (Ford stavet baklengs)

 

GMC: Greatest Made Chevy

 

HONDA: Had One Never Did Again, Hold On, 'Nother Dickhead Arriving, Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else)

 

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive, Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside :D

 

ISUZU: It Sucks, Unless Zero Used

 

JAGUAR: Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

 

JEEP: Junk Engineering Executed Poorly, Just Enough Engine Power

 

KIA: Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway

 

LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

 

MAZDA: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along, Made After Zero Design Analysis

 

MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales

 

MG: Merciless Garbage, Money Guzzler,

MG-B: Might Go Backwards

MG-F: Might Go Forwards

 

MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane

 

MITSUBISHI: Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete, Motor Is Tough, Sounds Unbelievably Bad, Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly

 

NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

 

PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!

 

PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac

 

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything

 

SAAB: Send Another Automobile Back, Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown, Start Adding Additional Brakefluid, Sad Attempt At Beauty

 

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside

 

TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia, The One You Ought To Avoid, They Overcharge You On Their Accessories

 

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object, Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner

 

VW: Very Weird, Virtually Worthless

VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense

[blixanio]

BMW

 

Bedre Motor Wentes

[Asim]

BMW= Black Man`s Wagon !

BMW= Bob Marley Wagon !

BMW= Kebabkjerre?? hehehehehehehehe

 

 

:D :D :D :D

[AMG]

KIA=koreansk industri avfall

[Stain]

BMW = Bær Møkka Wekk

BMW = Bainna Mækk Wogn

BMW = Bainna Møkk Wogn

BMW = Bedre Motor Wentes

BMW = Boring Moped Wehicle

BMW = Black Mans Wagon

BMW = Bikes Made Well

BMW = Bite My Wallet

BMW = Break My Wallet

BMW = Bring More Wampum

BMW = Bavarian Motorcycles for Wimps

BMW = Basic Marin Wheels

BMW = Big Manly Willy

BMW = Big Moronic Woman

BMW = Badly Made Wobbler

BMW = Big Middleclass Wagon

BMW = Bugger My Wallet

BMW = Brilliant Marvellous Wonderful

BMW = Bavarian Motorcycling Wonder

BMW = Bulging Monoshock Wanderer

BMW = Big Money Waste

BMW = Brick Motor Wheezer

BMW = Beats Me, Wilhelm

BMW = Bite My Weenie!

BMW = Biggest Moron in the World

BMW = Bash My Windshield

BMW = Bayerische Mist Wagen = Bavarian Dung Heap Car

BMW = Bring More Wrenches!

BMW = But Mine Works (best said around Harley riders)

BMW = Bumse Mich Wieder (Screw Me Again)

BMW = Borrow Money Weekly

BMW = Bitch, Moan and Whine

BMW = Beste Motorrad der Welt = Best Motorcycle in the World

BMW = Be My Wings

BMW = Bavarian Murder Weapon

BMW = Born Moderately Wealthy

BMW = Burning, Melting Wreck (which leads to BMW = Bring More Water)

BMW = Bagel Munching Weenies

BMW = Bring Money With you

BMW = Bei Mercedes Weggeworfen = Discarded By Mercedes

BMW = Bad Mother Wheels

BMW = Bigger Meaner Wheelies

BMW = Bring Meat Wagon!

BMW = Bavarian Money Waster

BMW = Better'n My Wife

BMW = Bezahl Mal Wieder (pay yet again)

BMW = Bastel Mal Wieder (wrench yet again)

BMW = Bike Might Wheelie

BMW = Bikes Made Weird

BMW = Bitchers, Moaners and Whiners

BMW = Bend More Wheels (for the 3-spoke crowd)

BMW = Black Mit White

BMW = Bitte macht Weg (get out of the way, please)

[elvisrex]

Ford: Found on road dead