Hva sier bilene våre om oss...

[Dawg Dee-Lux]

Audi 80 - I enjoy putting out engine fires

Alfa Romeo - My best friend is a mechanic

 

BMW old 3 series- I'm a student at UCD

BMW old 5 series (blacked out windows, lowered suspension and exhaust

falling off) - I'm a pimp

 

Chrysler Viper - I've just died and left everything to my wife but she

can't

have it until she turns 14 Fiat Punto - The value of my car goes up and

down, depending on how much petrol is in it

 

Ford Escort (fake stick on alloys, furry dice and go fast stripes) - I

have

a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Ford Fiesta - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena

Ford Focus - I long for the days of the Capri and am still working on my

chestwig

Ford Scorpio - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

 

Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Honda Civic - I consider my license plate personalised because my dad

made

it in "de joy"

Honda Legend - I'm too bland for German cars

 

Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280

days per year

 

Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle

 

Mazda 121 - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

 

Kia Pride - My hunting dog cost more

 

Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

 

Nissan Micra - I delivered pizza for four years on a moped to get this car

 

Toyota Hi-Ace van - That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK"

reminds me to pull up my jeans

 

Peugot 106 - I have just graduated and have no credit

Peugot 206cc - I'm Blond

Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie

 

Renault 5 - I think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for

dinner

 

Hyundai (anything) - I do not give a damn about J.D.. Power or his reports

 

Toyota Camry - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a forturne off

the parts

Toyota Starlet - I'm a nun

Toyota Corolla - I'm a Priest

 

Opel Corsa - I'm, wait, what was I thinking!!!

Opel Astra - The people on the Jerry springer show remind me of my

neighbours

 

Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch The Brady Bunch reruns

Volkswagen Golf - I'm so uptight you could put coal up my backside and

in 2 weeks have a diamond

Volkswagen Jetta - I've been married 3 times and still have the same in

laws

Volkswagen Microbus - I am tripping right now

Volkswagen old Polo - I'm a student at DCU

Volkswagen new Polo - I'm such a woman

Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

[crustynutz]

haha! genialt!

[momo]

"Ford Scorpio - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers"

Jøss, stemmer jo! m'm

[Tombra]

Ford Escort - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel

wtf? wtf?

[volvo242TIC]

Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle

-> LOL :D

[dudeskyline]

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