MacGyver brukte saltpetersyre som nos

[Kane]

Gå hit du og kos deg: http://www.chucknorris.com

 

P.S: Skru opp lyden FØR du går inn på siden! :D

 

Genialt! Norris er faen meg ett ekte hardbarka mannfolk! :D

 

Har litt sansen for denne og da. (Den orginale siden er vekk på ett eller annet vis, men denne viser det samme)

http://vonski.com/index.php?title=chuck_norris_top_30_facts&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1

[Viking067]

Genial:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[Yngvejos]

"Warning!

High Voltage cactus!"

 

høhø..lol=)

 

Overdrevet, men mulig.

 

Stikk 2 forskjellige metaller inn i en kaktus og du har ett batteri. Det er veldig lite spenning og lav kapasitet, men det er spenning der.

 

Har prøvd dette med ei appelsin i elektronikken.

[MortenK]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com :D

 

"Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice."

 

Ahahaha digger cnf :P

[jossa]

jepp... det er samme prinsipp som et vanlig batteri..

 

2 forsjellige metaller med så stort spenningspotensial som praktisk mulig.. og en syre eller base som omgir dem.. å det var nesten noe sånt noe de lagde i den episoden.. var vel da de (han og hunn nerdejenta) sku stoppe noen rakketter som skulle spreng ei bru som et helt maraton løp over.. :P

 

"the ugly ducling" heter episoden.. :)

[B.T.i]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

 

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

:lol

 

Det desidert beste med Chuck Norris filmene er at alle spark og slag går i slowmotion:D

[Housey]

er vel ingen som slår jallamann "vin diesel" da! selvom han er 2000tallets Chuck Norris!

 

 

uansett, some facts (cut'n'paste fra tull.no) .. ligger forøvrig en del chuck norris facts der og :)

 

 

Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea.

 

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

 

Onions do not make Vin Diesel cry. Vin Diesel makes onions shit themselves.

 

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

 

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

 

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

 

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

 

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

 

When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.

 

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.

 

The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

 

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

 

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

 

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

 

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.

 

Darkness is not the absence of light. It is the presence of Vin Diesel.

 

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

Vin Diesel can slam a revolving door.

 

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.

 

Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT!" They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!" The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been refered to as Christmas.

 

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

 

Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

 

Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.

 

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

 

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.

 

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

 

When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

[Sandvik bros.]

Disse gutta viser gang på gang at de gjør mye rart i filmverdenen

 

http://dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html

[Probe GT]

Send mail til myth busters og spørr pent om dem har lyst og prøve saltpetersyren på denna cadilacen dem fikk som dem fikk teste ting på...

 

hvis det er noe igjen av den:p Var det den som dem testet motoren med bleikemiddel i olja eller i tanken eller hva det var?

[twinflower]

Den bilen er nok dessverre skutt i filler :p

[Housey]

de har da vel råd til å kjøpe en ny bil vel! ikke akkurat fattigfolk dissa mythbustersa

[m0lidir]

som en liten bra quote.. sjekk signatur :P

 

gyver vs. norris :P

[Ok`n]

ahh,gode serier detta her da! :D Begge hjemmesidene er lagt til faborittlista mi!hehe,skulle hatt en ny serie med macgyver chuck og han dere fra nightrider,Mitch Buchanan! :wave

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Gi2CfuqcUGE

[Kane]

David Hasselhoff heter han din blasfemist! :D

 

Mange av Vin Diesel og Chuck facts'ene er like, men det er jo bare et tegn på hvor tøffe dem er. :lol

[mcbanan]

Apropos Hasselhoff så må alle se den musikkvideoen der han står og danser oppå berlinmuren med verdens trangeste bukse, og la piece de ressistance; en skinnjakke med innebygde dioder!:D Han er så teit at det er helt fantastisk, og tyskerene digger det såklart!:D