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Very Clever Woman

 

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

 

It's a bad one.

 

 

 

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman.

 

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

 

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

 

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.... My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

 

 

 

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

 

 

 

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

 

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...

 

 

*var jo noen bra bilder med og dah. men det fikk jeg ikke til......

aktiv påsitter i lany's a3 1,8T

*ler*

 

nå med egen bil... 01 Polo 6N2 (om jeg har skjønt riktig?) TDI

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Following complaints about the high rate of attacks on women in secluded car parks, especially during evening hours, Harlow Town Council has established a "Women Only" car park in the heart of the Town Centre. Even the car park attendants are female so that a comfortable environment is created for patrons. The car park has a web cam for further security measures. - See attached snapshot taken earlier today.

 

 

 

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Dont drink and drive -

you might spill your drink :P

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