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[fd. busaboy]

Tar denne opp som nytt topic, for de av dere som leser engelsk er dette en god beskrivelse på hva jeg mener er fjortiss aktig, her representert ved Ricer!

 

Forskjeller på "Ricer" og "Racer"..

ricer: you add a wing because you saw it on special in the 'pep boys' flyer.

racer: you added a wing because you get light on the straightaway at VIR or buttonwillow.

ricer: you put a turbo or 'type-r' sticker on your civic/focus/cavaliar anywhere and admire your handywork knowing it will earn you much respect and those most sought after 'looks' from the corvette/mustang/trans-am owners

racer: you actually put a turbo or type-r engine in your car.

 

ricer: you cut your springs to give your prelude that 'in the weeds' look and never thought about the radical camber change that gave you -3* camber and wear your tires out in about a week and a half.

racer: you cut your springs with precision to lower the car and the center of gravity and then actually get the car aligned for optimum turn-in and lateral stability.

 

ricer: you own a civic and know all the part numbers for carbon fiber gauge inserts and clear tail lights

racer: you own a civic and know all the part numbers and specs for the valves, pistons, camshaft, etc.

 

ricer: you've opened up the hood.

racer: you've opened up the engine.

 

ricer: the first thing you do is put on a 'cat-back' system.

racer: the first thing you do is punch out the cats.

 

ricer: you pay for stickers.

racer: you pay for parts, the stickers just come with them.

 

ricer: your roll cage is chrome plated.

racer: your roll cage has a tech sticker on it.

 

ricer: you talk smack.

racer: you own a helmet.

 

ricer: you wash your car to show off the paint job that cost you more than the car.

racer: you wash your car to get rid of all the greasy fingerprints---sometimes.

 

ricer: you know what 'altezza' means

racer: you have no clue what 'altezza' means

 

ricer: you look for water puddles to do street burn outs.

racer: you don't drive through puddles because you lose control in first and have to start in second.

 

ricer: your stereo consist of punch, rockford-fosgate and JBL.

racer: your stereo consist of hedman, borla and flowmaster.

 

ricer: in school, you didn't take shop because it was too dirty.

racer: in school, you didn't take home ec because it was too dirty.

[nilsgeorg]

hehe... bra den der!:D :D

[HiiP]

Hehe ikke dårlig!

[Karina]

*Natural born RicerGirl* :)