Bush-humor

[CrZy_T]

Bush fullstendig utmanøvrert av en liten skolegutt:

 

President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits

one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words

and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to

lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy."

 

So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy." One

little boy stands

up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the

street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

 

A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove

off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy." "I'm

afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT

LOSS."

 

The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches

the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a

tragedy?" Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his

hand.

 

In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were

struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama

bin Laden, that would be a tragedy." "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's

right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

 

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly

wouldn't be a great loss."

[FOBO]

lol good one

[Otto von Bismarck]

"80-IQs-presidenten"!

[DruZella]

Hehehe:D Den var festlig.

 

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