Beste Top Gear Quotes

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Jeg sier bare først at alle diesse er tatt fra et annet forum så alle feil er IKKE mine :P

 

Prøver så godt jeg kan å nevne episoden :P

 

"Formula 1 drivers as we all know they're not exactly underpayed. Schumacher, paid 80 millon dollars over the last year. Which makes you wonder why he agreed to get presumably 20 quid to put his face on THIS!! piece of TAT!! It's...it's a horrendous clock."

- Hamster Episode 19-12-2004 The news/ Christmas shopping.

 

"They are a bunch of trecherous, lamb burning, workshy peasants!"

- James Episode 19-12-2004 After Verbier race part 1

 

Richard singing: "If i were a rich man blablabla...Ok iv'e done if I were a rich man, any other requests?"

Jeremy: "If I were a tall man?"

Richard: "Funny, very funny!"

- Episode 23-5-2004 100 quid cars

 

"Permission to say Cock for the third time in the race or something"

- James Episode 19-12-2004 Verbier race part 2

 

"Oversteer is best cause you don't see the tree that kills you"

-Richard Hammond.

 

"A turbo, exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster."

-Jeremy Clarkson

 

"It really handles in the most extraordinary way, you get miles and miles of grip, and then when you reach the limit of adhesion, it kills you."

-Jeremy Clarkson

 

"So if anybody wants a plastic car with Vietnamese suspension, there you are."

- Jeremy Clarkson

 

"And then it was my turn, and I had a problem. The speedo wasn't working so I had to guess how fast 30 was, and i got it a bit wrong."

- Jeremy Clarkson 2004-05-23

 

"of course the big problem with this (the aussie holden monaro) is that if you buy one, five of its mates will turn up, with backpacks, and want to live in your garage"

- Jeremy clarkson

 

"The ideal American car is of course a big sofa"

-Jeremy Clarkson

 

"Have you seen who's behind them? .... Bill Bryson.

 

Well I think that man is a danger, frankly. If there's one thing I can't stand it's beardy, sanctimonious, patronising Americans in tartan trousers coming to England and trying to persuade us to turn it into a museum.

 

He wants the East End full of cheeky cockney chaps pushing wheelbarrows full of eels and he wants Northerners to be industrialists with big braces and blokes dying of the consumption... "morning Bill... I've got the consumption... it's traditional.alright"

 

Bill, if you're watching, ok. You won't be watching, obviously, because we're not talking about steam engines or longboats or bear-baiting but if you happen to have tuned in by mistake, we're not interested in the views of stupid Americans who come over with their big video cameras saying "gee I love your history it's just so old".... SOD OFF."

- James May 2004.10.31 (Må bare ses.. er så rått.. han er FORBANNA!)

 

"this car is so quite the kids will never hear me coming"

*Pause*

"but then again this car is so slow the child is able to retrieve the ball before i can reach him"

-Jeremy Clarkson

 

"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to stop you there, I hate to interrupt, but this is quite honestly the biggest load of nintwisted(?) twoddle I've ever heard in all my 5 weeks in television.

 

These two... These two are not men, okay. This one, Richard Hammond, every morning he sticks his head into a bucket of hair products, right? He's got a dog but its a poodle. And I don't know what you're laughing about Clarkson, because you won't drink brown beer, and this is the man who says flactuance(sp) "Ohh It's not funny" when clearly it is.

I am actually the only proper bloke on this program.""

- James May

 

"James: Well that's an hour gone. How far have we come?

Richard: About a mile.

James: ... so that's... 1 mile an hour then?

Richard: *rolling eyes* yes

 

Richard (voiceover): Meanwhile we had only 5 minutes to catch our train connection. And, as ever...

James: We don't have to run

Richard: No, you see, we do

James: No we don't. It's 5 minutes away and our train doesn't leave for another 15 minutes

Richard: Running is faster than walking it's just a fact

James: Not really"

 

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ames: Jeremy, I would calculate, is somewhere around here *points to Dijon* on the side of the road talking to a.. gendarme. But in a few hours time he'll be up here *points to Paris* in a place called... la bastille

2004.12.19

 

Remember that seen in Apollo 13... Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and the other one. In their little capsule, freezing cold. And they got 12 amps to get back. Gotta shut the computer down... Gotta shut it all down, shut it all down now! We've never lost a Top Gear presenter on a mission. It's not gonna happen on my watch!

-Jeremy clarkson (Audi A8 fra london til Edinbrough og tilbake på en tank diesel)

 

"Do you honestly think I'm going to put up with a small diesel hatchback just so that I can have a golden cock"

*and 30 sec later*

"when you'r driving in this, and it's a diesel, it says 3 things about you, one is that you'r tighter than 2 coats of paint, the second one is that you care so much about the environment that you want to leave a little protective suddy film over it and the third one is that you'r probably french"

- James May - 25/10-03

 

"*About the Bentley Continental GT*

Normally, I will do anything to stay clear of the A303, because you always get stuck behind someone with enormous ears in a J-registered Rover 214, or of course... a caravan.

But in this, it's no problem because you simply ease the gear lever into "S" for "Star Trek Warp Factor Mode," and then engage... the Turbos."

- Jeremy Clarkson - 09-11-03

 

"*About Jaguar concept cars*

Hammond: Here's the thing I don't get about Jaguar concept cars. 2 years ago, about then - they showed us the XK180. That was to show us what "Jaguars of the future" will look like. But then last year, they did the R-Coupe, to show us what "Jaguars of the future" will look like. And now they're back again with this! To show us what "Jaguars of the future" will look like.

May: Now look Jaguar - you have made your point. Just make the car!"

- 09-11-03

 

""... the back seat is the safest place for children...right. This one tells me the exhaust pipe can get hot...now here's a good one: the vehicle may include mercury-added devices including rear seat video display. They're fairly determined that it's got back seats but this I think is the problem with health and saftey plods, they live in a parallel universe.""

- Jeremy Clarkson (når han leser vasels lappene i en Viper... som altså er en 2seter)

 

"It would be nice to live in a town where everybody drives this. Of course, you do have to learn the traffic rules again before you cross the street.

Look right, look left, look right again, walk and wonder as you go through the windshield why you never heard it coming!"

- Jeremy clarkson (Prius)

 

"Jeremy: "At the weekend's Festival of Speed Elle McPherson waved at me"

James: "Who's Elle McPherson? An old racing driver?"

*everyone groans*

Hammond: "A girl, James! You really live somewhere else don't you."

James: "Well what's the L stand for?""

hihihihi

 

Jeremy: I was driving through east london this week and i was shot.

Jeremy: I was shot.!!!

Richard: AT LAST!!!...

Richard: What with.

Jeremy: Err.. AK47...

:p

 

"Richard (narrating): Unfortunately, Health & Safety have heard about our little game, and have stepped in with some rules.

[Richard & James put goggles on]

James: There you go - I now feel perfectly happy with being hit in the face with a caravan."

 

"But then if we're honest, you could stick a BMW badge on a dead cat and people would still buy it."

- Richard Hammond (tester Z4)

 

 

Det var alle for nå ..

[Viking067]

Liker den jeg har i signaturen :)

[Magnum_pi]

Min favoritt:

 

"A turbo, exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster."

-Jeremy Clarkson

[Blugh]

Jeg sier bare først at alle diesse er tatt fra et annet forum så alle feil er IKKE mine :P

 

Prøver så godt jeg kan å nevne episoden :P

 

"this car is so quite the kids will never hear me coming"

*Pause*

"but then again this car is so slow the child is able to retrieve the ball before i can reach him"

-Jeremy Clarkson

 

Det var alle for nå ..

 

 

NEI NEI NEI

 

De har øøøødlagt den! Er SÅ mye bedre for real. Han sier at gutten rekker å vokse opp, konfirmere seg og få skjeggvekst før han er nært nokk til å kjøre over han. Eller noe i den duren.

[Sea_West]

synes denne var bra: "Oversteer is best cause you don't see the tree that kills you"

-Richard Hammond.

 

den er i signaturen min fra nå av.

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NEI NEI NEI

 

De har øøøødlagt den! Er SÅ mye bedre for real. Han sier at gutten rekker å vokse opp, konfirmere seg og få skjeggvekst før han er nært nokk til å kjøre over han. Eller noe i den duren.

er enig der... skal se om jeg kan skrive den om etterpå...

[oddi]

Built as a merc,safe as a volvo,and so much cooler than a bmw.

 

min favoritt:)

 

mvh oddi

[craaash]

er enig der... skal se om jeg kan skrive den om etterpå...

Dette kommer ut av kjeften:

 

(Først snakker han om dataskjermen, midt i dashen, som viser hvor mye motorkraft som går hvor)

"This, I think, is a particularly good way of distracting you from the child who's run into the road, having not heard you coming"

 

*Pause*

 

"Actually, I'm being unfair. The Prius is SO slow, the child could run into the road, retrieve his ball and grow to puberty, before you actually hit him" :P

[Dawg Dee-Lux]

"It's all things, to all men"

 

- J.C, test av Golf V GTI

 

"Umma Gumma!!!!"

 

- J.C., test av Ferrari Enzo, dette har kanskje mest verdi for oss som liker Pink Floyd

[oddi]

"It's all things, to all men"

 

- J.C, test av Golf V GTI

 

"Umma Gumma!!!!"

 

- J.C., test av Ferrari Enzo, dette har kanskje mest verdi for oss som liker Pink Floyd

 

Uhm. hele Enzo-testen er obligatorisk for pink floyd-fans da. Jeg kjøpte forøvrig boka etter å ha sett testen, og nå ønsker jeg meg en Enzo!

 

mvh oddi

[S3T]

"I am an alien" j. c når han teste Ariel Atom..

Sinnsykt artig test det :) Utrolig rask bil uten vindskjerm :D

[Viking067]

"I am an alien" j. c når han teste Ariel Atom..

Sinnsykt artig test det :) Utrolig rask bil uten vindskjerm :D

 

Var jo herligt syn det trynet hans i fartsvinden :)

[Evjen]

 

"Umma Gumma!!!!"

 

- J.C., test av Ferrari Enzo, dette har kanskje mest verdi for oss som liker Pink Floyd

 

Støtter deg på den der, utrolig mange gode Pink Floyd quotes under Enzo testen.