"One Liners" til å ha bak på bilen...Type, "forbikjøring hevnes"

[antheus]

"hells angels is a bunch of pussyes"

bør brukes med omhu =)

Svært forsiktig.

Ellers kommer kule-hammeren frem (10 poeng til den som vet hva historie jeg sikter til). :deng

 

Har du rullende tekst kan du jo ha noe som dette:

Det er ikke han som er fremst og tar imot som er homo, Det er han som er bak og staker.

 

[sRt]

hahaa. jeg likte "du har'n" og "ikke le din datter er me"

[CoaSlip]

Viste jeg hadde denne fila en plass.. nå burde det være en smal sak å få blålysa i speilet (Tror dette er klippet fra Max Power eller noe) Noe her burde da være brukendes ;)

 

 

Cop Excuses:

If your car hadn’t been unmarked then I wouldn’t have tried to overtake you.

It’s meant to be loud, it has a British standard stamp on it to show it’s ok.

Wow, I always thought you had to be a lot fitter than that to be in the Force.

I almost decided to be a cop, but I thought I’d finish my GCSEs instead.

Is it true that people become cops because they’re too dumb to work at McDonald’s?

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that’s how far ahead of me they are.

No, offi, offic, Lucifer . . . I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog.

No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 140 mph.

Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

So, uh, you on the take, or what?

Sorry officer wot have I done? I was asleep.

No I can’t step out of the car ’cos I can’t walk, and I’ve got to get to the next lock-in before it closes.

One thing I’ve always wondered, does your head go all the way up your hat?

Of course I was all over the road, I was wanking.

No officer, my brake lights are working it’s my brakes that aren’t.

No I don’t know how fast I was going ’cos I had my eyes closed.

How ironic, I was just wondering about joining the Force. Do you get trained, or were you born an arsehole?

You only caught me ’cos I let you. I demand a re-match.

You only caught me ’cos I let you, but you are faster than that copper yesterday.

I wasn’t driving dangerously, I was aiming for you.

You must need your licence as well ’cos you needed to do 125mph to keep up with me.

Sorry officer, I usually have my guide dog with me.

I’m glad you stopped me, I was wondering what the speed limit was.

You’re not part of the cruise then!!

You were flat out officer, I guess pigs can fly then.

Sorry officer I’m on a mission from God.

There’s no blood in my alcohol system osifer.

Sorry officer, I thought the flashing lights were part of the acid trip I’m on.

Thanks for the race, I wanted to test my new motor.

Am I off the hook if my girlfriend flashes her tits at ya?

Where did you get your car from? You did well keeping up with me for the last few hours?

Sorry I ran over that pedestrian at the zebra crossing, I was admiring my bird’s tits!

Sorry officer, I ran into the bloke in front ’cos I was watching a movie on my new DVD!

Sorry officer I thought that I was low flying my fighter aircraft.

My apologies officer! I thought you wanted to race me again.

Sorry officer I was just following the flow of traffic.

I was doing 90 in a 30 zone because I was always told to be different.

Sorry officer I was only showing you how to power slide.

Sorry I was going so fast officer but happy hour finishes in twenty minutes.

I can't reach my licence unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, officer, I didn't realise my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Officer, that's terrific. The last policeman only gave me a warning too!

Hey, you must've been doing 125mph to keep up with me. Nice one!

Sorry couldn't see you in my mirror 'cos I didn't have my glasses on

Were they your flashing lights? I thought they were the neons on my parcel shelf

Was that your siren? I thought it was on my new CD

Will you let me off if I let you listen to my ICE?

No I haven't got my licence I gave it to one of your colleagues yesterday

I'm glad you've stopped me I was thinking about asking how to join the Force

 

Ikke alle som passer men synes de er ganske fine alle sammen ;)

[Mad_Maxx]

Haha, mye bra her :D

Hmm, har denne blitt posted?

 

"My other ride is your mother"

[Kennet]

" På rømmen"

"rømt hjemmenifra"

"på flukt fra loven"

"fluktbil"

"singel?"

"så tjukk du har blitt"

 

så har du jo noen nyttige

 

"du kjører uten lys"

"Du ligger for nerme"

osv

[prizma]

vi hadde en tråd om dette før...

 

*go førr*

*Hvem trenger turbo?*

*2-førr*

*bilen DIN er for nære MIN*

*back off M*****F***** *

[BLACK.PEARL]

Hvis du har pepper nok i bilen så er jo denne litt kos...:

 

 

"Move bitch or just bring it on!!"

 

;) Hmm bør som sagt være klar til litt race :D

[-cardudde-]

Hvis du har pepper nok i bilen så er jo denne litt kos...:

 

 

"Move bitch or just bring it on!!"

 

;) Hmm bør som sagt være klar til litt race :D

 

eller Move bitch get out the way violin

[BLACK.PEARL]

eller Move bitch get out the way violin

 

 

Kan da ikke begynne med rapsanger da vøtt :hammer

[jackpot]

i might be slow, but at least i'm ahead of you!

 

Det var fult på skroten så her er jeg...

[eirikoo]

eller Move bitch get out the way violin

 

Men.. Skulle ikke dette være i bakruta? hehe

Er ikke så viktig om folk flytter seg der.

[exEleC]

Liker denne jeg: "How are my driving? Please call 555-idont-giveafuck"

[duxx0]

Det var fult på skroten så her er jeg...

 

hihihi :D

[Kong-Erik J]

Advarsel. Hjulene mine har en tendens til å låse seg når folk ligger like nærme som deg!

Eller! Jeg er ikke homo så hvorfor prøver du å kjøre meg i ræva?

[Oyrein]

Tja.. *tenke tenke*

 

hva med denne: "Om bilen din er kjappere en min, hvorfor er du fremdeles bak meg???"

 

når du nermer deg noen flotte oversiktlige svinger: "Lyst å se litt 1. klasses drifting, blink 2 ganger!"

(og så kommer det ingen blink): "Jeg driter vel i hva du vil!" så drifter du avgårde.. det eneste jeg kom på sånn på sittende fot..

 

 

Fikk jævla lyst på en slik ??? har du fler bilder ?? evt av hva du bruker for å sende ut tekstene ????